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MesajSubiect: Glume despre DotA   Mar Aug 17, 2010 2:22 am

Bradwarden si Pit Lord au un copil numit Brad Pit

Mananca copacii mai mari. Te vindeci mai repede.

De ce doar 1 bot? Daca 1 e bun? 2 sunt si mai bune? Nerubian Assasin are 6 picioare, asa ca ii trebe 6 bots.

Daca esti in windwalk si iei runa de inviz, dispari din existenta.

Doombringer poate alerga mai repede, pentru că este dureros să meargă încet pe foc propriu.

Daca esti Scourge tot ce trebuie să faci pentru a câştiga este sa cumperi Tango şi mănâncă Tree of Life.

Uşor mod de a câştiga jocul: Alegeţi Tiny, pentru a primi BKB la nivelul 16 şi mergeti la Roshan cu avatarul. Spune-i ca esti fiul sau.

Vraja final împotriva femeilor, Silencer `s Global Silence.

Nortrom nu este afectat de silence - retine-ti - El mereu are the Last Word.
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MesajSubiect: banc vechi   Mar Aug 17, 2010 8:26 pm

Era Dota si avea si el o prietena, dar ea nu stia ce sa vorbeasca cu el asa ca ii da un mesaj:
- I miss u, do u miss me??
La care Dota:
- Da am zis miss fmmmm da-i F12.
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Mar Aug 17, 2010 8:30 pm

Asta mi l-a trimis un prieten ...

Faceless void in cautare de sex:
Faceless Void avea nevoie disperata de o partida de sex, asa ca s-a dus acasa la Drow Ranger.
Faceless: Buna frumoaso, te provoc la o partida de sex.
Drow:Nu...nici macar nu ai fata...de ce as face sex cu tine ?
Faceless rusinat sa idreptat apoi spre locuinta Lunei.
Faceless: Luna te rog nu spune nu...putem face sex impreuna te rog ?
Luna: Nu....nici taurul meu nu ar face sex cu tine.
Simtindu-se singur...Faceless Void decide sa mai incerce la cineva...a mers la locuinta Linei...si a gasit-o dezbracata intinsa in pat...
Fara sa ezite Faceless si-a folosit skilul "Timewalk" pana la ea a pus cupola(chronosphere) pe ea si-a facut nevoile cat era prinsa in cupola si imediat ce a terminat a folosit iarasi timewalk pentru a ajunge la loc sigur.
Lina: Ce naiba tocmai s-a intamplat ?
Riki: Nu stiu, dar ma doare fundul ingrozitor. Neutral
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Mar Aug 17, 2010 8:36 pm

RGC|g3ronimo a scris:
Asta mi l-a trimis un prieten ...

Faceless void in cautare de sex:
Faceless Void avea nevoie disperata de o partida de sex, asa ca s-a dus acasa la Drow Ranger.
Faceless: Buna frumoaso, te provoc la o partida de sex.
Drow:Nu...nici macar nu ai fata...de ce as face sex cu tine ?
Faceless rusinat sa idreptat apoi spre locuinta Lunei.
Faceless: Luna te rog nu spune nu...putem face sex impreuna te rog ?
Luna: Nu....nici taurul meu nu ar face sex cu tine.
Simtindu-se singur...Faceless Void decide sa mai incerce la cineva...a mers la locuinta Linei...si a gasit-o dezbracata intinsa in pat...
Fara sa ezite Faceless si-a folosit skilul "Timewalk" pana la ea a pus cupola(chronosphere) pe ea si-a facut nevoile cat era prinsa in cupola si imediat ce a terminat a folosit iarasi timewalk pentru a ajunge la loc sigur.
Lina: Ce naiba tocmai s-a intamplat ?
Riki: Nu stiu, dar ma doare fundul ingrozitor. Neutral

Tare gluma dar am vazut-o si p net Razz
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MesajSubiect: Creier de piatra   Mier Aug 18, 2010 11:24 pm

Ma gandeam ca am voie sa iau si de pe net glume deci am gasit-o pe aceasta si am tradus-o pt. voi.
Cinci eroi de la Sentinel, Boush (Tinker), Lina inverse (Slayer), Rylai Crestfall (Crystal Maiden), Aggron Stonebreaker (Ogre Magi) şi Tiny (Stone Giant) au murit şi au fost trimişi în iad. Pe drum, s-au întâlnit cu Lucifer (Doom Bringer), care le-a dat un chilipir "Dacă puteţi asculta 100 din glumele mele, fără a râde., va voi lasa pe toti liberi", a spus. Lucifer. Ei au fost cu toţii de acord şi Lucifer a inceput sa le spuna cele mai funny bancuri care au existat vreodată. La sfârşitul primei glume, Boush a râs şi el a fost trimis in iad. La a 37 glumă, Lina rade şi ea a fost trimisa in iad. Când gluma 65 sa spus, Rylai izbucni în râs şi ea a fost trimisa in iad. La a 81 glumă, Aggron nu a mai putut suporta lasandu-l pe saracul Tiny singur. La a 99 glumă, Tiny a ras brusc şi el de asemenea, a fost dat afara din sansa de a scapa. Rylai apoi a strigat la el: "De ce ai râs la gluma 99! Trebuie doar să înduri inca o glumă şi toţi eram liberi.!". Tiny a răspuns: "Imi pare rau, am înţeles în sfârşit prima glumă." cheers Laughing Laughing
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Mier Aug 18, 2010 11:32 pm

Smile))))))))))) ce penal Smile)))) , nu gasesc glume ca as pune si eu Very Happy Smile)
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Joi Aug 19, 2010 8:17 pm

mah vreau sh eu semnatura ta ...se poate ??
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Joi Aug 19, 2010 8:18 pm

a cui?
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Joi Aug 19, 2010 8:20 pm

da g3ronimo np, si eu am "furato" de la paulino27 Smile))
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Joi Aug 19, 2010 8:51 pm

am furat-o sh eu ...dar imi apar prostiile alea Sad(
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Joi Aug 19, 2010 9:11 pm

man nu stiu cum sa fac sa dispara <br> si toate prostiile alea...
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Sam Aug 21, 2010 7:07 pm

Vigoss does not heal at the fountain. He waits.
Vigoss can play a 60 minutes game for 20.
When MYM|H4nn1- goes to sleep, he checks for Vigoss in the closet.
When SK watched one of Vigoss' replays, they decided to forfeit just to be on the safe side.
It is rumoured that Vigoss is very strong 1v1. Unfortunately, there are no survivors to confirm this.
Once, scientists made a study on the main causes for suicides among gamers. The results were: 1. Mom and dad punished their child not to play WoW one month. 2. Playing more than one game against Vigoss. 3. My teammates were noobs!
If, by some paradox of time and space, Vigoss plays against himself, Vigoss will win. Period.
If you have 1000 gold and Vigoss has 1000 gold, he has more gold than you.
Vigoss does not kill Roshan. He just stares him to death, breaks the Aegis because he doesn't need it, and gives the cheese to the enemy. After all, it's always more fun if they die slower.
You don't gang Vigoss. You just give him more gold from hero kills.
Vigoss can dodge Chain Lightning. Without moving.
LightOfHeaven is just another account of Vigoss - he uses it for casual, relax games.
Once, SK.Loda decided to play 1v1 against Vigoss. It took him only three weeks to get a hold on himself and stop crying.
Ice Frog made a special, customized version of dota especially for Vigoss. In the menu, he replaced "stop", "attack", "move" and "patrol" with "kill", "farm", "help teammates" and "destroy base".
Sometimes, Vigoss allows the enemy players to kill him, just to give them some hope. Unfortunately, it never works.
In one of these instances, when he decided to let the enemy team kill him, he had to chase all five of them to their fountain. It became a real problem, when the fountain was so scared that it forgot to attack. When they saw this, they forfeited the game.
Once, Vigoss sent an illusion to scout the enemy base. It almost destroyed the World Tree.
Vigoss can hook himself with Butcher - from maximum range. In fog of war.
Vigoss doesn't have to lasthit creeps. They die out of sheer respect.
According to legend, once the world's strongest players challenged Vigoss to play against them, controlling five different heroes on his own. He never did it again, claiming that it was too easy.
Never, ever, watch replays from Vigoss - you can't do what he does.
If you leave from a game against Vigoss, you are not a leaver. It's just common sense.
Vigoss does not get stunned. The stun gets Vigossed.
Once, Vigoss decided to play in the finals of MYM Prime defending blindfolded. He made only three triple kills. Later on, people accused him of using headphones. He apologized.
If Vigoss had a little sister, she would be better at dota than you are.
Vigoss isn't God, but God isn't Vigoss either.
Vigoss can maim with yasha.
When you click on Vigoss to see his inventory, fatal error occurs.
Vigoss doesn't need the map version when he sees replays because replays see Vigoss.
Some days ago ARS-ART said to Vigoss: "Dude i think you need to...". The same minute, ARS-ART moved to SK.
Vigoss can see the chat of the opponents.
Vigoss doesn't need mana.
Vigoss can blink in fog of war.
When the allies of Vigoss kill Roshan, he doesn't drop cheese. It's automatically transfered to Vigoss's secret inventory slot.
When Vigoss picks up rune, it lasts for the whole game.
Vigoss doesn't need warcraft to play dota.
When Vigoss buys Kelen's, it's not Dagger of Escape - it's Dagger of Attack.
Vigoss plays Butcher with Basher and owns MYM players. (fact!)
In the morning, Vigoss gets up, eats breakfast, wins MYM Prime Defending and a couple of other tournaments, then he goes for a walk in the park.
Once upon a time, Vigoss made Burize and MKB with Zeus and the enemy players laughed at him. They stopped laughing when he began to crit them.
Originally, the item Aegis of the Immortal was named Aegis of the Vigoss. They decided it would be too imba, nerfed it and changed the name.
Rumour has it that Vigoss has a microchip in his brain, which allows him to give telepathic commands to his PC.
When they asked Vigoss about these rumours, he laughed and said "I don't need a microchip to do this."
Vigoss receives money from leading hardware companies, as he is the second main cause for damaged keyboards after spilled coffee.
Vigoss can kill a dead hero.
Vigoss is so fast, he can run around the whole map and hit himself in the back.

Vigoss is so good that his skill often causes paradoxes, leaving scientists baffled. Because of this, they created a special branch of physics, called "Vigossdynamics". We already wrote some of its principles, here are the others:

Vigoss, multiplied by time, equals destruction.
Vigoss, divided by games played, equals N gallons of gamer tears.
The fabric of the time-space continuum can only sustain one Vigoss (barely).
Vigoss, multiplied by zero, equals Vigoss, because nothing can nerf Vigoss.
Vigoss, multiplied by infinity, equals Vigoss, because nothing is bigger than Vigoss.
The whole is greater than the sum of its parts. However, if Vigoss is one of the parts, he is greater than the whole.
The damage, dealt by Vigoss in a battle, amounts to infinity plus one.
According to Newton's Law, every action has an equal by strength and opposite by direction reaction. Vigoss proved this wrong, because when he attacks someone, there is never a reaction. Dead heroes don't react.
Vigoss can divide by zero.
Vigoss has counted to infinity - twice."
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Sam Aug 21, 2010 7:09 pm

g3ronimo, simplu stergele, vorbeai de semnatura ca nu merge sa o pui ?
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Mar Aug 24, 2010 2:43 am

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Nu o iesit ce vrooiam:))
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Sam Sept 11, 2010 9:36 pm

NoSkill.FlowS a scris:
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Nu o iesit ce vrooiam:))

Din astea faceam si eu in cls I Twisted Evil

Totusi ce trebe sa insemne asta Question silent
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Joi Sept 16, 2010 8:35 pm

CHUCK NORRIS IN DOTA
• Chuck Norris can walk on Fissure.
• Chuck Norris absorbs Finger of Death and shoots it out through his big toe.
• Chuck Norris has a 100 % chance for multicast. With Aghanims its 200 %.
• Chuck Norris can stop Reincarnation by ripping the cross out of the ground and snapping it in half.
• Chuck Norris doesn't have Doom. He has Dead!!
• Chuck Norris makes his own Sentry wards out of grass, twigs, and index fingers. They have 12000 sight and can see into the next game.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Pudge has three arms.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Leshracs Soul is so Tourmented.
• Chuck Norris is neither Hero, Creep nor Ancient.
• When Chuck Norris uses BKB he stays the same.
• Attacking a unit with Frost Armor makes Chuck Norris move faster.
• Chuck Norris can use Helm of the dominator on Enemy Heros
• Chuck Norris doesn't visit the Secret Shop. The Secret Shop comes to him.
• Chuck Norris comes with a Dagon 50 every game.
• Chuck Norris can catch Tinkers Missiles and throw them back.
• Chuck Norris gives Atropos Nightmares.
• Chuck Norris can outrun Deathpulse and make it hit Necrolyte instead.
• Chuck Norris can re-use Consumables.
• Chuck Norris doesn't Timewalk. He is already there.
• Chuck Norris is NOT an orb effect
• Chuck Norris' power treads stack with boots of travel.
• Chuck Norris can dominate Roshan.
• Chuck Norris made Tiny tiny.
• Backdooring was outlawed after Chuck Norris repeatedly destroyed opponents healing fountains.
• In older versions of DotA, Chuck Norris farmed wood.
• Chuck Norris can break heroes bones, permanently slowing them and reducing their attack speed.
• All images run away from Chuck Norris.
• Invisibility stacks on Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris demanded that he be a hero in DotA. Icefrog turned him down, meaning that if Norris became a hero, its power would constantly cause the game to crash due to the overload. Icefrog is the only living creature who lived to tell the tale of the day he talked back at Chuck Norris.
• 6 divine rapiers gives you the Chuck Norris Orb.
• Buriza is the name of Chuck Norris' hamster.
• Chuck Norris gangs alone.
• A public player who once called Chuck Norris a n00b was found dead the next morning, his screen had smashed his face in.
• Chuck Norris is immune to your banlist.
• Chuck Norris has 7 slots.
• Chuck Norris shops in the opponents base.
• Chuck Norris doesn't need WTF mode.
• Chuck Norris is safelisted everywhere automatically, bots do not wish to make enemies with him.
• Chuck Norris' refresher orbs refresh themselves.
• If you leave Chuck Norris' game, you won't play DotA... ever again.
• Chuck Norris can win DotA alone, without picking a hero
• Chuck Norris can posess enemy's courier without them knowing. range is set to total map.
• Chuck Norris can alternate his collision size, from lane blocking to zero collision.
• Treant's forest watcher eye's will shut down at the sight of chuck norris. Weaver's shade's will turn visible due to fear! Wards are said to change position and hide in forests.
• Chuck Norris once threw his sacred relic away. It's damage bonus was not enough.
• Chuck Norris is the only one permitted to use godmode, as there is no known command to make him vulnerable!
• Ultimate orb turns blue when in chuck norris' hands.
• Chuck Norris can manipulate blinkdaggers, being able to reverse enemies blinkdirection. This way he doesn't need to chase down or throw trees as enemies will pop up right next to him.
• Ironwood branch gives +100 stats to him. They also stack in his inventory to a total amount of unknown size.
• Chuck Norris' blademails will work on ranged opponents to.
• Chuck Norris can autospawn power ups.
• Chuck Norris can hit tree/throne without killig towers.
• Chuck Norris gets gold from each dying creep, even without last-hitting them.
• Chuck Norris' splash damage effects the whole map, thats why he always has a
• team kill when creeping gnolls in the jungle.
• Chuck Norris' bottle is always full.
• If cast on Chuck Norris, rhasta's ulti-wards attack rhasta for being blasphemic.
• Chuck Norris' inhuman powers drop on death, giving the player who picks 'em up a permanent aegis aura. Too bad he never dies... ever.
• Chuck Norris' Tangos dont eat trees, they eat woods.
• Chuck Norris can't use the Necronomicons, they would run away in fear!
• Chuck Norris can deflect a Laguna Blade on an enemy with his fist!
• Someone maphacked on Chuck Norris. His body was never found.
• Chuck Norris can dodge assassinate!
• Putting a Blink Dagger on Chuck Norris is like putting wheels on a bullet.
• Chuck Norris has a 1-hour Chronosphere with 12000 AOE.
• Chuck Norris leeches with spell damage.
• Chuck Norris base MS ist 521.
• Chuck Norris has a blink with 0 sec cd and 12000 range.
• Illusions of Chuck Norris deal 100% dam.
• Chuck Norris can pick a hero in -ar mode.
• Chuck Norris gains gold if the fountain kills a creep.
• Chuck Norris gains +50 to all stats every lvlup.
• Chuck Norris hates Rikmaru. If he manages to get to lvl 6 before Chuck Norris hunts him down, he has a slight chance to escape from him. Too bad Chuck Norris has truesight.
• Chuck Norris pulls Pugde next to him if he gets hooked.
• Every time you get double damage Chuck Norris gets triple armor.
• Every Hit Chuck Norris does is a lasthit.
• Chuck Norris has 100% Evasion.
• Chuck Norris can use all Spells with one hotkey.
• Chuck Norris gets quantity discount at the secret shop.
• After GODLIKE only comes CHUCKLIKE with an amount of 100 kills in a row.
• Chuck Norris doesen't need boots of travel. If he wants to be somewhere every enemy unit at that place just teleports to him.
• If Chuck Norris types -di and hits enter Warcraft III will throw an exception anytime cause the amount of kills doesen't fit into integer value anymore.
• Chuck Norris uses Lone Druids' bear only as Chicken.
• Chuck Norris doesen't need Banlist. No one will leave until Chuck Norris allows him to leave - even if game is over.
• Aegis of the Immortal is made from Chuck Norris's tonail clippings.

• Roshan was created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Rock Golem.

• Chuck Norris ALWAYS solos mid.

• Chuck Norris can use spells on Ancients.

• Chuck Norris creates blight where he walks.

• -wtf mode was created to help players beat Chuck Norris. It didn't work.

• With Chuck Norris playing every game must be -dm because heroes die permanantly.

• Chuck Norris has a 100% Heartstopper aura.

• Chuck Norris sneezing is what causes server splits.

• A fatal error is what happens when you flame Chuck Norris.
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Joi Sept 30, 2010 3:26 am

Dupa ce am citit astea sper doar ca la noapte nu ma va cauta Chuck Norris! RESPECT! Very Happy lol!
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Joi Sept 30, 2010 3:32 am

Asta-i buna=))
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MesajSubiect: Re: Glume despre DotA   Sam Oct 23, 2010 6:16 am

glume de copii Smile)
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